They've really messed me up. I mean, you can't DO this. It has to be illegal or something.
We've lived in Baltimore for almost nine years now. In those nine years, I've been a regular, consistent patron of the White Marsh Walmart. I love it really. There's something very comforting about walking into a store and knowing roughly how much item will cost and exactly where to look for it. I mean, I could literally go into the store blindfolded and find what I'm looking for.
Until recently...
They
are
rearranging
my
WALMART!
I never knew something so simple could throw me off so much. I almost started crying the other day over the location of the bubbles. A woman asked me if I needed any help and I could only faintly ask, "Where did the toys go?"
I suppose I took for granted this simple stability. No matter what else was crazy in my life, I could walk into Walmart and still find paper towels in aisle 12.
Well, not anymore, my friend. Not anymore.
Additionally, I can't resist the urge to tell whomever I'm with what used to be in each location. I point to bedsheets and report, "This is where crafts used to be" or, "The paint chips were on this wall, not that one." And to make matters worse, they're not done yet so some things are in temporary locations so it's not even worth committing them to memory yet.
I feel... violated somehow.
Will I have an improved, more efficient Walmart when it' s all over? Probably.
Will I get used to it?
Eh.
2 comments:
I feel ya. How can they do such a thing? The same thing happened when I went to Target recently...renovations had me all discombobulated.
Un. Ac. Ceptable.
YES OMG! They are in the process of ruining my life, I mean rearranging the Rosedale wal mart, but everything is all mixed up- womens clothes with teenagers, bathsuits in underwear- IT MANIACLE!!
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